Johnny Pate-a-thon
In case you’ve had your fill of straight-to-video action and shit, I’ll give you an alternative. Today we’re having a triple-feature of ’70s blaxploitation movies with scores by Johnny Pate. You know,...
View ArticleChains of Gold
John Travolta plays Scott Barnes, a social worker who plays by his own rules. He was a rich investment banker or something until 4 years ago his son died of a drug overdose. He blamed himself and his...
View ArticleGuns of the Magnificent Seven
Man, they could keep on making these Magnificent Seven movies forever. I don’t blame ’em because they got somebody as cool as Yul Brynner as Chris Adams, they just have to find different actors to...
View ArticleSteele Justice
“Steele left this buried in my chest 12 years ago. I swore one day I would return it to him.” STEELE JUSTICE is one of those special action movies that is serious but feels more like the parodies of...
View ArticleCleopatra Jones
CLEOPATRA JONES is a blaxploitation movie that goes above and beyond the call of duty. It has all the funk, swagger and aspirational badassness that you hope for in the genre, but even more heightened....
View ArticleIn the Mouth of Madness
John Carpenter’s IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS is as much a vibe as it is a story. It’s bewildered paranoia, fear of an impermanent reality, and the mystique of imaginary horror books with language so...
View ArticleSharky’s Machine
Burt Reynolds is Sharky, sometimes just “Shark.” I think it’s his last name. He’s an undercover cop, seemingly beloved on the force, but he gets into trouble when a drug bust turns into a public...
View ArticleHit Man
I had heard of HIT MAN (1972) as a “Blaxploitation remake of GET CARTER,” and assumed that meant it was loose and uncredited. In fact it’s an official adaptation of the same 1970 book, Jack’s Return...
View ArticleBill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure / Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (1989) is one of those beloved comedies you take for granted. I hadn’t seen it in 20+ years, so I was kinda afraid it might not hold up. It’s kind of hard to put...
View ArticleRevenge of the Nerds III: The Next Generation
“They’re nerds. With their advanced knowledge of computers they can get any information they want!” REVENGE OF THE NERDS is about as ‘80s of a movie as could exist. Raunchy sex comedy, fraternities,...
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